Alert, Alert -
MIA Heirloom Tomato New Recruits!!!
At 2100 hours Charlie Crop & Swap Squadron were deployed at a Drop Zone in your local area.
The Heirloom tomato new recruits are on a mission, to be adopted by local residents, to be dug in, ready for action and to thrive in their new location.
There are 50 new recruits now MIA and we are enlisting you to assist them to report in.
Enlisted to support the Charlie Crop & Swap recall mission is a local nursery that is currently in possession of 2 gift vouchers, potentially for you. The first is for the best all rounder Charlie Squadron New Recruit story (to be drawn Saturday 9th Nov at 1100 hours), the second is a lucky dip number draw, for anyone who reports their new recruits details to head quarters (to be drawn Sat 9th Nov at 1100 hours).
If you are in possession of a squadron recruit please offer it your water canteen, they will be thirsty. Also your recruit will be donning biodegradable fatigues (you can just plant it straight in the ground)but don't forget to record its dog tag identification number beforehand.
"Juliet, Juliet, Alpha and Sierra"
at The Crop & Swap Headquarters.
crop & swap (facebook)
in person - Faulconbridge Community Hall, 10am Saturday 12th Oct.
It is suspected that they will attempt to disguise themselves with
undercover identities, particularly flirtatious, young, female heirlooms.